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BREAKING: New Study Reveals Vegans Do Not, In Fact, Survive Solely on Kale and Sadness
Researchers have shattered vegan myths: no, vegans don’t live solely on kale and sadness. They enjoy diverse, tasty meals, get enough protein, have friends, and aren’t nutrient-deficient zombies. Veganism isn’t ruinously expensive either. Even Joe Beefsteak might try a vegan burger now. Vegans everywhere breathe a sigh of relief!